He is making his list and checking it twice. 

Here is the list of people who should be a little nervous that they are on the wrong side of Karma Clause.


I declare the title of "NAUGHTY" on the following:





The People who created "Robo Calls"  -
 
What is worse then getting a political phone call from some script reading chap that interrupts my watching "Amazing Race"?  Getting one of those calls that is completely automated.  Look, Robo-People, if I am going to have to sit through a ten minute lecture on why candidate x is deserving my vote at least give some college intern who is putting some emotion into the sell.  I am a big fan of technology, just not here.  Automate everything else see if I care.  Get a robot to teach my kids drivers ed in a few years.  Just don't ask a political junkie like myself to take seriously a tele-commercial.  If the Robo-call was more like RoboCop though I would probably be a big fan.  RoboCop, I love you.  Please write me back!

                                                                   JOHN AND ROBOCOP FOREVER! 





Vince the Shamwow guy. 
 
I cannot tell if you are just really arrogant or if you are a parody.  Either way you are the infomercial ghost that haunts my late night viewing.  Never since Suzanne Vega have I been scared to channel surf after 10 p.m.  I am certain you are a nice guy who is good at what he does...but wow.  You and I could not be friends.  You like the shamwow more than I like my family.  Which is a lot by the way.  I will not subject you to the infomercial here but if  other people must view it please just type shamwow at You Tube.  Vince, Santa is watching you.


Philip Rivers -
 
The San Diego Charger Quarterback is on the list to receive coal this year.  He torments my Bronco's the way food from Truck Stops does my tummy. Not only does he kill my beloved team every time he takes the field against him, Phillip does it without much class.  He is like the 21st century answer to Jim McMahon.   He has a chance at redemption if he chooses to shatter his foot in the next couple days.  That gesture before the Charger/Bronco game would certainly bump up his rep in the North Pole.  If he lights up the Bronco's next week end then  Santa will be done with him.  Forever!   River controls his own fate. 


Katherine Heigl -
 
Talented?  Check! 
Beautiful?  Check! 
Box office and Television Rating success?   Check!
Award winner?  Check. 
Humble?  Er...
Gracious?  Ahh....
Lets see here....oh....Takes self way too seriously?  BIG CHECK!

You are an amazing actress to be sure.  Here is some advice from a guy in Wyoming that I am sure you are dying for.   By the way this is advice that applies to everyone.   1) Don't blame the writers.  Ever.  Even if it is their fault.  and 2) Don't be the greatest person you have ever met. 




M. Night Shaymalan -


You broke my heart M.  I defended you to people after you showed the alien at the end of "Signs"  Then I took the position that you were just ahead of the curve when it came to some of your decisions in "The Village".  I even ended friendships with people who could not see some of the good that existed in "Lady in the water".  That was before "The Happening".   That film made me lose faith in the arts.  How could you be a part of the beauty of "Sixth Sense" and then shovel this one out to the masses.  M. Night you have lost your way.  Please find it.  In the meantime you will have to figure out a way off the naughty list...I suggest you produce a movie I don't have to defend.   



Michael Savage

I will not give you anymore free press.  Let me just remind you that the next time you want to talk about autism you should probably know what you are talking about.  You are the king of "I am a Tool Valley."  I wish no harm on you.  You probably do nice things for people.  The nicest thing you could do right now is to shut up.  Just for a while. 

No Santa for you!




Tila Tequilla -



Fact:  It took a long time for me to find a  semi-clothed picture of you I could actually use on here.
Fact:  After watching five minutes of your reality show I began to question why I watch TV.
Fact:  I am afraid that when the pop culture web spinners are done with you, you will have regrets.

I am hopeful that Santa will bring you a new agent for Christmas.





The New York Yankees


Lets see here....

People are losing their jobs.  401 K's are devastated.  Retirements are being put on hold.  Folks are wondering how they are going to keep their houses.  The New York Yankees just spent $240 million dollars on two pitchers.   

To quote Sesame Street:

"One of these things is not like the other...one of these things just doesn't belong."

240 million bucks on two guys who throw a baseball.  I love sports.  I really like baseball.  This sucks.  It makes me less of a fan of both.   The MLB, and The Yankees needs a salary cap, or at least a soul for Christmas.  Too bad they will get a lump of coal. 

I cannot imagine the pressure on C.C Sabathia who alone is making close to 170 million.  How is anybody worth that?  How can anyone live up to that kind of standard?  I don't get it. 




People (this includes me) who have used the phrase "They got what they deserved."  



That is a jerky thing to say.  Super jerky.  It is not up to me to decide who deserves what.  Sometimes we like seeing people who are successful struggle.  That ain't cool.  Up the cool Roedel.  Up the cool....
 





ABC





For canceling "Pushing Daisies".  PD was an amazingly witty, creative, and engaging show that countered most of the soulless programming that network usually schleps out.  Take it from me, a TV addict you made a serious mistake.  It had huge ratings before the writers strike!  Then because you failed to market it when the show came back on you push the panic button and get rid of the smartest kid in the class.  I am sure you will find something just as good to put in it's place.   Like another crime drama, or Desperate Housewives ripoff.  May your coal stink!!! 


OKLAHOMA STATE LEGISLATURE





You chaps are on here for failing the autistic children of your state.  I am not going to break my rule of engaging in politics here in my bloggery, but I know what you are doing and I don't like it.  This is a moral issue my Sooner Law Makers.  To block any kind of discussion on "Nicks Law" is an act of cowardice.