things I should have said.
HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS I WISHED I WOULD HAVE SAID ONCE OR TWICE THROUGHOUT MY LIFE:
- No, honey you hold onto our $500.00 engagement pictures. I might lose then.
- Hmm..actually now that I think about it I don't think that purple shaded glasses are the right look for a junior in high school. People might call me the love child of Elton John and Grimace.
- Three root canal's in one day? No problem, lets do it.
- I don't think that eating really spicy food right before I go out to celebrate my 21st birthday is a good idea. Lets have a salad...or something that digests a little quicker.
- I will not pull that emotionally manipulative prank on that person. That would be highly insensitive. I feel that this could negatively affect my relationship with that person. (this should have been said around 25 times)
- I should actually write down my stand up routine for the University of Wyoming comedy competition. I may freeze if I just think I can wing it. Bombing like that could haunt me for the rest of my life.
- There is no way I could climb that chain linked fence. I can see myself getting awkwardly stuck atop that unforgiving wire monster.
- Jake Plummer might not be a good fit for my beloved Denver Broncos
- You don't know my son. So maybe you should cram a bunch of shut up in your mouth!
- I will not take part in that nuclear hot wing challenge. That may age me 30 years in about a half hour.
- Oh, Jenni maybe this roller coaster is a bit too extreme for you. It is the tallest wooden coaster in North America you know. I was just joking when I told you that it won't be that bad.
- Camping? No way. I attract bears.
- I love you.
- I thought about it sir, and I don't think getting a fourth credit card would be a good idea for a 20 year old.
- I think I will walk there.
- Doubling down would be crazy. I am going to take my winnings and walk away.
- I think that dog may bite. Don't try to tickle it on the nostrils like I told you.
- We're pregnant ?! That is the best news ever!!
- We're pregnant again? How incredible is this?!
- No. I do not speak Spanish. I will not insult your culture by attempting to fake it.
- Hey. I am sorry for your loss.
- I am not going to eat that!
- Can you show me how to change a flat tire?
- I should try and study algebra a little more. Just because I think it is a waste of time it might be something that will serve me later in life.
- Talking about that person behind their backs would be pretty cowardly of me.
- I actually think Pike fish do bite.
- Ross Perot??? Well, at least you voted.
- I should just try it once. I might always regret it.
- Let me think about that before I give my opinion.
- What? You are preggers again?????? What a miracle!
- I have decided to not try and bring the uni-brow back into style.
- Here, let me help you.
- Goodbye.
- That is way to expensive. I should probably save my money.
- Hmmm...now that I have thought about it maybe Duran Duran won't go down as the best band ever.
- I don't know how you feel. Please help me understand.
- I am not sure why I believe that.
- Super size my value meal? No way missy.
- Thank you.
- I am very grateful.
- This is going to be a great day.
- You are beautiful.
- I can change.
- I am not sure you want me to dance in front of people. It has been known to cause vomiting to those who watch.
- I am not afraid to tell you that I disagree with you.
- I should go to bed early.
- You are moving? Do you need any help?
- I would never try and tell you that you can't do that.
- Perhaps I am not the best person to try and take apart our toilet and fix the plumbing.
- Will you teach me how to drive a stick shift?
- They might know something I don't.
- He has autism? Ok, lets take it on without feeling sorry for ourselves.
- If I am being honest I don't like that look on you.
- I am scared.
- I might be wrong. Kurt Cobain might be considered an important artist a few years from now.
- Oh, I don't think I can play center field. I have a feeling the fly ball might miss my glove and cave my face in.
- Lets not hide the dirty dishes in the oven before our awesome college party.. I might forget that they are in there in the morning and start a massive fire when I try and cook something.
- I am going to read that book instead of watching tv.
- I believe.
- Ok...fine...I am not the closest thing you know to Val Kilmer.
- No, honey you hold onto our $500.00 engagement pictures. I might lose then.
- Hmm..actually now that I think about it I don't think that purple shaded glasses are the right look for a junior in high school. People might call me the love child of Elton John and Grimace.
- Three root canal's in one day? No problem, lets do it.
- I don't think that eating really spicy food right before I go out to celebrate my 21st birthday is a good idea. Lets have a salad...or something that digests a little quicker.
- I will not pull that emotionally manipulative prank on that person. That would be highly insensitive. I feel that this could negatively affect my relationship with that person. (this should have been said around 25 times)
- I should actually write down my stand up routine for the University of Wyoming comedy competition. I may freeze if I just think I can wing it. Bombing like that could haunt me for the rest of my life.
- There is no way I could climb that chain linked fence. I can see myself getting awkwardly stuck atop that unforgiving wire monster.
- Jake Plummer might not be a good fit for my beloved Denver Broncos
- You don't know my son. So maybe you should cram a bunch of shut up in your mouth!
- I will not take part in that nuclear hot wing challenge. That may age me 30 years in about a half hour.
- Oh, Jenni maybe this roller coaster is a bit too extreme for you. It is the tallest wooden coaster in North America you know. I was just joking when I told you that it won't be that bad.
- Camping? No way. I attract bears.
- I love you.
- I thought about it sir, and I don't think getting a fourth credit card would be a good idea for a 20 year old.
- I think I will walk there.
- Doubling down would be crazy. I am going to take my winnings and walk away.
- I think that dog may bite. Don't try to tickle it on the nostrils like I told you.
- We're pregnant ?! That is the best news ever!!
- We're pregnant again? How incredible is this?!
- No. I do not speak Spanish. I will not insult your culture by attempting to fake it.
- Hey. I am sorry for your loss.
- I am not going to eat that!
- Can you show me how to change a flat tire?
- I should try and study algebra a little more. Just because I think it is a waste of time it might be something that will serve me later in life.
- Talking about that person behind their backs would be pretty cowardly of me.
- I actually think Pike fish do bite.
- Ross Perot??? Well, at least you voted.
- I should just try it once. I might always regret it.
- Let me think about that before I give my opinion.
- What? You are preggers again?????? What a miracle!
- I have decided to not try and bring the uni-brow back into style.
- Here, let me help you.
- Goodbye.
- That is way to expensive. I should probably save my money.
- Hmmm...now that I have thought about it maybe Duran Duran won't go down as the best band ever.
- I don't know how you feel. Please help me understand.
- I am not sure why I believe that.
- Super size my value meal? No way missy.
- Thank you.
- I am very grateful.
- This is going to be a great day.
- You are beautiful.
- I can change.
- I am not sure you want me to dance in front of people. It has been known to cause vomiting to those who watch.
- I am not afraid to tell you that I disagree with you.
- I should go to bed early.
- You are moving? Do you need any help?
- I would never try and tell you that you can't do that.
- Perhaps I am not the best person to try and take apart our toilet and fix the plumbing.
- Will you teach me how to drive a stick shift?
- They might know something I don't.
- He has autism? Ok, lets take it on without feeling sorry for ourselves.
- If I am being honest I don't like that look on you.
- I am scared.
- I might be wrong. Kurt Cobain might be considered an important artist a few years from now.
- Oh, I don't think I can play center field. I have a feeling the fly ball might miss my glove and cave my face in.
- Lets not hide the dirty dishes in the oven before our awesome college party.. I might forget that they are in there in the morning and start a massive fire when I try and cook something.
- I am going to read that book instead of watching tv.
- I believe.
- Ok...fine...I am not the closest thing you know to Val Kilmer.
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